[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWK8eLhLZUA
A guy drops out of college in order to work two jobs to help support his single mother. Then he gets dumped by his girlfriend.
Then he wins the lottery.
Let this be a lesson to everyone—drop out of college as soon as possible and do everything in your power to get dumped.
Jump to the 3:30 mark to hear him talking about his ex-girlfriend and his mother.