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15 Tweets That Only Married People Will Understand

Even the perfect marriage (if that exists) would have its everyday frustrations.

15 Tweets That Only Married People Will Understand
A typical... frustrating day. | Photo from Twitter.

Being married is like being half of a two-headed monster. It's impossible to avoid regular disagreements when you're bound to another person for the rest of your life.

Even the perfect marriage (if there was such a thing) would have its daily frustrations. Funnily enough, most fights aren't caused by big decisions but the simple, day-to-day questions, such as “What do you want for dinner?"; “Are we free Friday night?"; and “What movie do you want to see?"

Here are some hilarious tweets that just about every married couple will understand.

The dinner debates...
Image from Twitter. | The dinner debates...
What do we need from the store?
Image from Twitter. | What do we need from the store?
A silent competition.
Image from Twitter. | A silent competition.
Stop moving things around.
Image from Twitter. | Stop moving things around.
Lack of empathy.
Image from Twitter. | Lack of empathy.
Breakfast in bed!
Image from Twitter. | Breakfast in bed!
Load it; then start it.
Image from Twitter. | Load it; then start it.
Marrying up.
Image from Twitter. | Marrying up.
Watching shows together.
Image from Twitter. | Watching shows together.
Putting the seat down... or up?
Image from Twitter. | Putting the seat down... or up?
Like me on Instagram. Like me!
Image from Twitter. | Like me on Instagram. Like me!
We both get up when I get up.
Image from Twitter. | We both get up when I get up.
Share and share alike.
Image from Twitter. | Share and share alike.
There are rules to the bedroom.
Image from Twitter. | There are rules to the bedroom.
Fun with pets.
Image from Twitter. | Fun with pets.


This article originally appeared on 09.06.17

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