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The Top Ten Stories in the History of the World

Forget these Best of the Decade lists, the Onion has the biggest stories of the past 4.5 billion years, ranging from evolution ("going great,"...

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By Morgan ClendanielDec 24, 2009
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Forget these Best of the Decade lists, the Onion has the biggest stories of the past 4.5 billion years, ranging from evolution ("going great," reports the trilobyte), to the industrial revolution ("providing millions of out-of-work children with jobs"). If you thought the decade was crazy, think how much crazy stuff has happened... ever.
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