“I have the greatest corneas of all time, really. The best.”
Photo by Time/YouTube.
President Trump has zero impulse control. That’s why he flip-flops on issues, sends a constant stream of ill-conceived tweets, can’t keep his hands off women, and never misses an opportunity to shoot himself in the foot. Recently, former George W. Bush adviser Steve Schmidt called Trump out for his childish behavior. “Clearly, we have a 71-year-old president of the United States who has the impulse control of a little child, who feels aggrieved, who’s resentful, who’s a constant victim,” he told MSNBC.
As someone who has lived on the surface of the Earth for over 70 years, Trump should know that one of the worst things you can do is stare directly at the sun. One prolonged gaze into our solar system’s center of energy can cause permanent eye damage. “The light from the sun is very intense and concentrated into a very small area, and then that light is converted into heat and that heat cooks the retina,” said Joel Schuman, chair of ophthalmology at New York University’s Langone Health. “So you have a permanent area that you don’t see, a permanent blind spot.”
On Monday, when Trump stood in front of reporters on the Truman Balcony at the White House with his wife, Melania, and his son, Barron, he had one job: resist the temptation to stare directly at the sun. Even after a White House aid yelled, “Don’t look at it!” our ever-defiant leader with self-described “very good brain” craned his neck, squinted his eyes, and stared directly into the sun.
Later Monday night, he’ll address the country on the ongoing war in Afghanistan.
\nSomeone shouts "don't look" as Pres. Trump looks up without eclipse glasses on as solar eclipse passes over D.C. https://t.co/5ft70fm30R pic.twitter.com/0lAkuzF9RZ
— ABC News (@ABC) August 21, 2017\n
Here’s what Twitter had to say about it:
\nEinstein checked out the eclipse today. #RealPhoto #GodHelpUs pic.twitter.com/IYMxQSzr90
— Brian Whitman (@brianwhitman) August 21, 2017\n
\nThis is probably the moment when Trump ordered the eclipse. #SolarEclipse2017 pic.twitter.com/BsBdGi8x4U
— Brian Carey (@brianmcarey) August 21, 2017\n
\n#Trump doesn’t need protective eye wear! “I have the greatest corneas of all time, really. The best.” #Eclipse pic.twitter.com/uXdsQGsz9j
— Shawna Hazlett ? (@shawnahaze) August 21, 2017\n
\nIn this moment, he became president pic.twitter.com/mQNrG7LlsP
— Josh Billinson (@jbillinson) August 21, 2017\n
\nImpulse control. pic.twitter.com/0IYGSkfA2X
— Justin Wolfers (@JustinWolfers) August 21, 2017\n
\nTommorow's Daily News front page. Because...
— J?S??R ? ?C?U?L³³º¹ (@th3j35t3r) August 21, 2017\n
"I have the best eyes"
"My other senses are about to get much stronger than anyone elses now" pic.twitter.com/oLNwkpNSgN
\n[*Curb Your Enthusiasm theme*] pic.twitter.com/1zKCToAQRS
— Scott Tobias (@scott_tobias) August 21, 2017\n
\nI cannot handle this right now. pic.twitter.com/JXjuHH2ivA
— Jules (@jules_su) August 21, 2017\n
\n"DEAL WI...." pic.twitter.com/rFGR9seoBR
— darth:™ (@darth) August 21, 2017\n
\nThe eclipse we really need to happen right now! #SolarEclipse2017 pic.twitter.com/TgWaUDP9Uu
— AlwaysWithHer (@DisavowTrump16) August 21, 2017\n
\nThe sun never went out when Obama was president, is all I'm saying
— Oliver Willis (@owillis) August 21, 2017\n