Sure, everybody poops, but not all poop is created equal. In fact, much of the world goes about the very act of creating poop all wrong. You see, something important happened when our species started using the modern flush toilet. Yes, we took an exponential leap forward in terms of sanitation and cleanliness, but at the cost of our proper pooping posture.


I’m talking about squatting.

While squatting is a tried and true defecation method in places like Asia and the Middle East (oftentimes resulting from a lack of access to adequate bathroom facilities) it’s been out of vogue for much of the western world ever since toilets modeled to look like ordinary chairs became the norm. But while those seats may look nice, they’re actually detrimental to our body’s natural inclination when it comes to number two.

Sitting with our back straight, and our legs planted at a 90 degree angle in front of us doesn’t fully release the puborectalis muscle, which regulates the exit of material from the colon. Squatting, on the other hand, does, and has the added benefit of applying additional pressure to our upper digestive tract, as we pull our knees into our stomach. What’s more, by reducing the amount of strain on our sphincters, squatting can even ease the conditions which lead to hemorrhoids. In 2003, Israeli medical researcher Dov Sikirov published the results of a particularly poopy study which seemed to confirm that sitting down to use the toilet requires “excessive expulsive effort” as compared to squatting, writing:

“Both the time needed for sensation of satisfactory bowel emptying and the degree of subjectively assessed straining in the squatting position were reduced sharply in all volunteers compared with both sitting positions”

In other words, sitting may work, but squatting seems to be what our body is designed to do.

Fortunately, the past several years have seen a surge in ergonomically inclined designers who turning their creative eyes toward the humble toilet, in the hopes of creating a bathroom experience that’s better looking, and better feeling, than what many of us in places where squatting isn’t the norm have now.

In 2013, drainage and plumbing specialists Dyno-Rod held a competition in which a series of concept models were commissioned to re-imagine the standard toilet. The winning design, the Wellbeing Toilet, was created by three graduates of London’s Central Saint Martins’ art school, and is as much a place to do one’s business as it is a work of ergonomic art.

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A number of other companies have also gotten into the proper-pooping game. The Squatty Potty, for example, doesn’t re-imagine the toilet itself, but rather is a modular step-stool which allows anyone to tuck into a squatting position without having to replace an expensive bathroom fixture outright.

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Similar to the Squatty Potty, the Lilipad is a different step-stool design which allows for multiple squat positions while using a standard flush toilet:

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Add to these ranks other products, such as the Sandun-Evaco Toilet Converter, or Nature’s Platform and it becomes clear that, while the standard flush toilet as we know it still largely rules the roost, a new generation of both modular and wholesale fixes are aiming to reinvent how we use the bathroom, starting from the bottom up.

Of course, squatting is possible on a normal toilet, without having to resort to ergonomic re-designs or modular add ons. However, to do so means running the risk of losing your balance mid-squat, toppling over to the side at your most vulnerable moment. Still, the promise of a better bathroom experience may mean that the old way of using the toilet is, well, due to take a seat.

[via inhabitat, mental floss]

  • Man’s dog suddenly becomes protective of his wife, Internet clocks the reason right away
    Dogs have impressive observational powers.Photo credit: Canva

    Reddit user Girlfriendhatesmefor’s three-year-old pitbull, Otis, had recently become overprotective of his wife. So he asked the online community if they knew what might be wrong with the dog.

    “A week or two ago, my wife got some sort of stomach bug,” the Reddit user wrote under the subreddit /r/dogs. “She was really nauseous and ill for about a week. Otis is very in tune with her emotions (we once got in a fight and she was upset, I swear he was staring daggers at me lol) and during this time didn’t even want to leave her to go on walks. We thought it was adorable!”

    His wife soon felt better, butthe dog’s behavior didn’t change.

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    Girlfriendhatesmefor began to fear that Otis’ behavior may be an early sign of an aggression issue or an indication that the dog was hurt or sick.

    So he threw a question out to fellow Reddit users: “Has anyone else’s dog suddenly developed attachment/aggression issues? Any and all advice appreciated, even if it’s that we’re being paranoid!”

    The most popular response to his thread was by ZZBC.

    Any chance your wife is pregnant?

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    The potential news hit Girlfriendhatesmefor like a ton of bricks. A few days later, Girlfriendhatesmefor posted an update and ZZBC was right!

    “The wifey is pregnant!” the father-to-be wrote. “Otis is still being overprotective but it all makes sense now! Thanks for all the advice and kind words! Sorry for the delayed reply, I didn’t check back until just now!”

    Redditors responded with similar experiences.

    Anecdotal I know but I swear my dog knew I was pregnant before I was. He was super clingy (more than normal) and was always resting his head on my belly.

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    So why do dogs get overprotective when someone is pregnant?

    Jeff Werber, PhD, president and chief veterinarian of the Century Veterinary Group in Los Angeles, told Health.com that “dogs can also smell the hormonal changes going on in a woman’s body at that time.” He added the dog may “not understand that this new scent of your skin and breath is caused by a developing baby, but they will know that something is different with you—which might cause them to be more curious or attentive.”

    The big lesson here is to listen to your pets and to ask questions when their behavior abruptly changes. They may be trying to tell you something, and the news may be life-changing.

    This article originally appeared last year.

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    Why mass shootings spawn conspiracy theories

    Mass shootings and conspiracy theories have a long history.

    While conspiracy theories are not limited to any topic, there is one type of event that seems particularly likely to spark them: mass shootings, typically defined as attacks in which a shooter kills at least four other people.

    When one person kills many others in a single incident, particularly when it seems random, people naturally seek out answers for why the tragedy happened. After all, if a mass shooting is random, anyone can be a target.

    Pointing to some nefarious plan by a powerful group – such as the government – can be more comforting than the idea that the attack was the result of a disturbed or mentally ill individual who obtained a firearm legally.


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